LADIES annnnnnnd GENTLEMEN
INTRODUCING For one life only

Pat On Purpose Griffith

(cuz patgriffith.com was taken)
Pat Griffith likes dinosaurs.

Internet Entrepreneur

Pat Griffith loves coding.

Runner of 100 miles AT A TIME (FML)

Pat Griffith loves running.

Naked Rider of Bikes

Pat Griffith loves naked bike riding.

Puller Upper

Pat Griffith loves pullups

Chaser of Frisbees

Pat Griffith loves frisbees.

Efficient Rejuvenator

Pat Griffith loves naps.

Unapologetic Feeler of Emotions (and writer of poems to express those emotions)

Pat Griffith loves emotions.

Wearer of Stupid Hats (and maker of stupid faces)

Pat Griffith loves stupid hats.

As seen IN THE WILD

Pat Griffith loves nature.
That’s all for now. Okay bye.